(Source: lieforfunandfake)

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wifibox:

highlight of my day

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budvveiser:

Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do

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prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

ultrafacts:

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The National Geographic one gets me all the time.

lameborghini:

gaining followers at the speed of something really slow

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toxicnebulae:

*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume

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cradily:

vxpo:

Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.

his wife is actually a well established business woman and her profession has nothing to do with his success in life, and then theres you, making fun of a baby because of her name.. u may wanna save yourself a seat

beyoncevevo:

"remember when you used to be friends wit-"

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hiddlesprincess:

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

No THIS is a banana phone.

hiddlesprincess:

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

No THIS is a banana phone.