highlight of my day
Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do
did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why
The National Geographic one gets me all the time.
gaining followers at the speed of something really slow
*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume
Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.
his wife is actually a well established business woman and her profession has nothing to do with his success in life, and then theres you, making fun of a baby because of her name.. u may wanna save yourself a seat
"remember when you used to be friends wit-"